Thursday, April 5, 2012

Ten Casual Sex Commandments

  1. Thou shalt use protection.
  2. Thou shalt ask before thou proceedest.
  3. Just as thou asketh before thou proceedest, so shalt thou halt when thou art directed as such.
  4. Thou shalt not make a mess that thou doth not intend to clean up thyself.
  5. Thou shalt not make a facebook relationship request.
  6. Thou shalt humbly take thy leave when so requested.
  7. I am thy only goddess; let no man cum before me.
  8. Thou shalt keep my name most holy, never referring to me as "slut" or "whore."
  9. Thou shalt never speak of postcoital cuddling after the fact.
  10. No farting.
- by Aaron Kalevlen and Lena Krasniski