- Thou shalt use protection.
- Thou shalt ask before thou proceedest.
- Just as thou asketh before thou proceedest, so shalt thou halt when thou art directed as such.
- Thou shalt not make a mess that thou doth not intend to clean up thyself.
- Thou shalt not make a facebook relationship request.
- Thou shalt humbly take thy leave when so requested.
- I am thy only goddess; let no man cum before me.
- Thou shalt keep my name most holy, never referring to me as "slut" or "whore."
- Thou shalt never speak of postcoital cuddling after the fact.
- No farting.
- by Aaron Kalevlen and Lena Krasniski
